Since I moved in roughly a year ago, you have left me number of letters and notes, usually dropped in through my mail slot. They all share their disapproval of my conduct as your neighbor, and I would really like to introduce myself properly and discuss some of the more recent issues you have raised, as I feel that some of them stem from a misunderstanding.

Unfortunately, you never identify yourself in your letters! Could you please drop me an email, or send me a text, or give me a call, so that we can arrange a date and time to say ‘Hello’ to each other and put these issues at rest?

Sincerely, Philip / philip@packts.net / 07825189067